To insivinity and beyond

Last night at bed time…
Have I told you how much I love you today Sam?Nope.I love you millions and billions and trillions and zillions.Well I love you insivinity Daddy.Insivinity?Yeah, it goes on forever and ever.Do you mean infinity?Yeah, insivinity.Say IN.in.Say FIN.fin.Say IT.it.Say TEE.tee.Put them all together.Insivinity.IN-FIN-IT-TEE.Insivinity.Night-night sweetheart.Night-night Daddy.

Commuting and walking around London…

…provides heaps of material for blogging. So, let’s start with some messages for some of my fellow commuters.
Look where you’re going you gormless twat!
You are not more important than me, you just think that you are.
Look where you’re going you gormless twat!
Your journey is not more important than mine, you just think that it is. [...]

Health warning

This just arrived in my SMS inbox…
The latest craze with clubbers is to fill a woman’s vagina with vodka and drink it through a straw – Experts are now warning about the dangers of minge drinking.
Thanks Col – we can always rely on you.

And there I was, gone…

So, I finally left my old job at Crap Co. I spent the last couple of weeks deleting it from my memory. I made a few friends and learned an awful lot about how not to manage people and projects. I can not believe that I tolerated two years in the company of such Luddites. [...]