Buy, bye,. Byers?

Scuse me!
Yes?
We bought some shares so that we could get rich, quick.
Great, how did you get on?
We didn’t get rich.
Erm…
We got poor.
And I should care because…?
We think that the government should compensate us.
Nah!
Why?
That’ll be something to do with the way that a free market economy works.