Buy, bye,. Byers?

Scuse me!Yes?We bought some shares so that we could get rich, quick.Great, how did you get on?We didn’t get rich.Erm…We got poor.And I should care because…?We think that the government should compensate us.Nah!Why?That’ll be something to do with the way that a free market economy works.

Suspicion

There are sinister happenings, erm, happening in our office today. A finely honed team spirit has been dashed on the dark jagged rocks of transgression. Stinking, skeletal tendrils of suspicion swirl in the foetid air like a filthy grey fog, probing, searching, intent on outing the evil bastard wot done it. A sacred trust has [...]