The Muslim Council of Great Britain have advised that participants in their annual Northern Line Pub Crawl Race today should not carry their packed lunches in a backpack.
Remember guys, it’s not a race!
Archive for July, 2005
Breaking news
July 22, 2005Shut up!
July 12, 2005Mawkish sentimentality, to coin a phrase, will prevail on Thursday 14th July as yet another two minutes silence is observed. The major UK company I currently serve as a code monkey (Three Ringed Circus PLC) have sent around an email decreeing that we will be observing the silence blah blah blah. I firmly believe that [...]
An unholy union
July 4, 2005I saw an advert on TV which made me wince. It was for Bernard Matthews Turkey Ham. What the hell is Turkey Ham? Is it some kind a mythical beast found lurking in the fens? Is it fake ham made out of turkey? Is it fake turkey made out of ham? Is it the [...]
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