Look at the alloy wheels on that!

There were three young blokes walking down the street in front of me at lunchtime discussing the rather nice Mercedes SLK at the traffic lights, or rather, the alloy wheels on said Mercedes SLK.
Bloke 1: They’re nineteen inch they are!Bloke 2: Nah, they’re twenty-ones!Bloke 3: Yeah, they’re twenty-ones!
Why do blokes talk such crap?

The Open Source Diet

OK Lard Arse, listen up – Here’s an Open Source Diet, A diet that guarantees weight loss and promotes well being. This diet is free, as in “free speech” rather than “free pies, chips, sausages and chocolate”. There are no books, no gimmicks, no subscriptions, no embarassing weigh-ins (one at a time please fatso!) [...]

As Spiderman once said

With great norks comes great responsibility. Well, that’s how I remember it anyway. You all know me, I’m a fan of the slightly more curvaceous lady (within reason of course). The fuller figure is full of vigour in my book, if you get my drift. But, don’t be letting this go to your pretty little [...]

Mind the gap

On the train this morning, “This is a safety announcement, please mind the gap between the train and the p…”.