Overheard on the train

Question: What’s the difference between personnel and HR?Answer: 15k per annum.

Oooops!

OK, I know that I banged on about it but… with great power comes great responsibility. I just did the equivalent of giving a baby a Colt Python 357 Magnum with a 9″ barrel and six rounds of soft nosed, hollow point ammunition to play with.

Recipe for fun

Add fifteen assorted three, four and five year olds to one large bouncy castle – simmer for forty five minutes.